Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

11

“How much did that gluten stuff in food cost before they made it free?” Oh man, you don’t even wanna know.

May

10

Your tips on “how to look sexy on an elliptical machine,” got me the phone number of a 58 year old named Hans. Did I do it right?

May

09

“Oh my God, and when he pulled out, he came all over my Haylie Duff pillow!” WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! http://bit.ly/htiGrq

May

06

(phone) “Mom, can you wire me more money so I can buy you flowers for Mother’s Day?” When did you get to be so smart?

May

05

“Let’s get Cinco loco on Saturday!” Last year you celebrated on the 8th, this year the 7th. In two years I’ll be a proud neighbor.

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