Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“What?! Why didn’t you tell me I had lipstick on my teeth the entire night!?” Probably cause she’s trying to fuck the same guy.
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I feel some tension arising between their relationship. Maybe you should go up and help smooth things over.
with his penis?
I forgot the rule about never inerfering with nature. A true documentarian only observes from afar.. And anyway, after reading more current posts, I’m sure that he is too worried about being “up to par”…
This makes me wonder how many guys they’ve shared.
first comment :)
ahaa charlie, genius response as ever.
you’ve got cathy and claire all figured out ;)
first comment :) no wait.. third :/
ahaa charlie, genius response as ever.
you’ve got cathy and claire all figured out
Okay, let’s not turn this into FML or TFLN and make stupid posts about being first. No one cares… Especially when you’re FOURTH. I’d like to think the DGAM audience is above things like this.
lighten up, its okay if that what she gets excited about it, its the little things in life! Good job at being firstish/fourthish!
hmmmm….what would she say if she heard you? “You don’t know me, you don’t know us, you don’t know what we’ve BUILT! Who are you!?” lol, you’re probably right though.
Is this Shaun?
nope
funnyordie???
hmmmm….I thought you were a better guesser than this…
I’m just messing with ya, Charlie…I have no idea who Shaun is but I was really hoping it was a “real life” friend of yours. The idea of you sitting at home trying to figure it out made me laugh in the same way that text messaging a good friend who lost all their numbers does. But in this case, yes, funnyordie. Watched it way back when…took me awhile to make the connection between DGAM and that, but I finally did. Good stuff!
are you trying to run a location id on my computer as we “speak”/type? ;)
I wish I knew how to do such a thing.
well, you could also look at the email of the poster I’m guessing since it’s your site…in this case my email has my name in it so you could have stopped guessing. You’re not as tech savy as I thought you might be apparently…oh well, we can’t all be. =D
Nice! I’m very impressed with the funnyordie quote! Thanks for reading.
no problem, there were so many great line in those! My favorite being “She doesn’t respect his profession so we’re just telling him to stick through it.” Very clever, and
“He stole a woman’s flotation device, what do you expect!?” I wish I could figure out a way to use those in a conversation with the same comedic punch. Oh college days…I miss them and it looks like you had fun in them.
girls play dirty like that, she shouldn’t be surprised.
LMFAO! It’s funny because its true
Not so much a funny response as… mean? Angry? Did they find out you’ve been stealing their panties out of the laundry room?
Nope, they still think the “laundry machine ate it.”
hahahahah “laundry machine ate it” hilarious!
thanks for the website Charlie. . .always makes my day! (:
I love you and your wit.
Ouch
that was kinda harsh. Prolly true. But harsh.
If this girls were smart they wouldn’t wear lipstick. They would wear a light layer of tinted lip gloss. This way their hair doesn’t get stuck nor do they get lipstick stains on glasses, napkins, or teeth.
Oh the life lessons I’ve learned from being a ballet dancer.
Haha or you can just blot your lipstick.
I like to imagine that every guy at that party thought she had a piece of red pepper stuck on her teeth all night. Poor hygiene is a definite deal breaker with the guys they hit on.
I don’t know, Charlie. They seem like the kind of girls who would enjoy a good three way.
Ha, I feel like your distaste for them is growing in your advice. You’re no longer suggesting an opinion, but rather telling them how it is.
Ouch, I felt the heat of that burn. Getting a little… mad, Charlie? They ruining you sleep cycle?
Dear Charlied,
I really thought I should tell you that I love your beard. That is all.
Amazing
Well, at least you can sympathize with the guy, Charlie. You have about a hundred girls fighting over you.
Levo meses leyendo tus posts… y me encantan!! Besos
seriously, this website is TOO funny. i love it charlie – straight up genius :)
This is funny but true. It always makes my day a little better to open DGAM and find a new post. Thanks for taking time out of your days to entertain us Charlie! It is much appreciated (well, by me anyway)!
This site pretty much makes my day haha thanks so much Charlie for creating this.
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