Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

24

“I’ll meet you at the party, I ate way too much cauliflower and need to let out gas for awhile.” Hold on, let me cancel my plans.

Jan

23

Typical Sunday afternoon: watching football on mute while listening to you guys sing You’re Beautiful by James Blunt to each other.

Jan

21

I changed my wireless name from ‘JonStamosCondo’ to ‘GerardButlerPad.’ “Do you think he bought it from Stamos? Hottest sale ever!”

Jan

20

I don’t normally weigh in on your fights, but “whose hypothetical older brother would be hotter” is serious stuff. Sorry Claire.

Jan

19

“She JUST won a Golden Globe, why the hell is Natalie Portman doing ads for tampons?” No Strings Attached is a movie.

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