Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
Ladies, your casserole went in the oven at 7:40, it’s now 8:24 and smells like–“CATHY, the–the thingy’s on fire!” Never mind.
02
“I swipe checked him and he was way smaller than I expected.” Since when does penis size and grocery store terminology coexist?
