Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
11
Have you started talking in your sleep or just REALLY needed to have a 2:14 AM conversation about “Suri Cruise’s cute top”?
10
I heard a scream, so I started to dial 9-1–“OMG, does pubic hair turn gray as you get older?!” (pause)1–I didnt know the answer.
07
“I’m calling now cause I’ll be hungover on Sunday, Happy Mother’s Day!” I just tried this with my mom & she hung up on me.
06
“He told me his dad’s gay, what was I supposed to say?!” Not “I’m sorry.”
05
Throwing a Cinco de Mayo “partaay” over the weekend means you’re just getting drunk on a Saturday. Regardless, Happy Ocho de Mayo!
