Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
25
“Tiger’s ex so won, she’s rich as hell AND doesn’t have to watch golf anymore.” That was actually a stipulation in the prenup.
24
“The best blow job I ever gave was when I wrapped a guy’s thingy in a Fruit Roll Up.” I got some dried apricots down here…
23
“I just saw a parent with her child on a leash! I’m so gonna do that with my kids.” You should also look into designer body armor.
20
“I want a guy who’s gonna meet me half way, like the Black Eyed Pea’s song.” I want a girl who doesn’t quote the Black Eyed Peas.
19
“I know he really likes football, maybe I’ll get him tickets to a Raiders game or something.” The Raiders moved out of LA in 1995.
