Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
“Wait… Oh my God… I’m so freaked out… I can’t remember how old I am. HOW OLD AM I?!” Old enough to remember how old you are.
08
“Oh my God, one of my wheel-tire thingys is flat! What the hell should I do, get a new car?” Seems like your only option.
07
This weekend I thought you realized you’re “anal” when it comes to “small stuff.” Boy, did I misunderstand that one.
04
“I just realized it’s March! You know what that means…” March Madness tournament? “Girl scout cookie diet month!” Oh…right.
03
“(whimpering) Mom, I wanna come home–oh wait, the sun just came out, never mind.” You should hang out with my 6 month old niece.
