Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

12

“I’ve totally decided to follow the Pope’s footsteps and retire.” Technically, don’t you need a job to do that?

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Feb

03

“I’m definitely rooting for the San Francisco 69ers.” I’d like to see THAT logo.

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Dec

19

“If the world ends before our ‘Slutty Christmas Sweater Party’ I’m honestly going to die.” Smartest thing you’ve ever said.

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Nov

12

“I wish I knew a veteran so I could get some of these great deals at Nordstroms.” Life. Liberty. Discounted pillow shams.

Nov

09

“They can’t put a gas station just anywhere. It has to be above a gas hot springs.” Good thing they flow on every busy corner.

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