Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

11

You guys have a fight? Hate to be a tattle tale but Claire’s on the phone with her mom talking mad shit.

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Jan

08

I’m sorry to hear about Chad. But there were 2 red flags: he works for Ed Hardy & his name is The Chad.

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Jan

07

Please stop referring to Bill Cosby as the dad from Family Matters. Then who’s the dad from The Cosby Show?

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Jan

05

Since I don’t know either of your names, I shall call one of you Cathy and the other Claire.

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Jan

05

No you can’t go on The Biggest Loser wearing a fat suit & win by “popping the suit during weigh-in.”

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