Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
Seeing is that it’s my birthday and you’ve put me through so much trauma, I expect one of these: http://bit.ly/HN4Kky
09
“How can my mom expect me to find a job while things are so unresolved with TomKat?” Ask Siri.
25
“Isn’t it funny that we’ve both never seen a pickle tree before!?” Well I find it funny, but I think for a different reason.
18
“Don’t rocks originally come from dinosaur poo?” Yes, but now Dwayne Johnson makes them.
14
“I can’t believe I used to think cookies came from a cookie tree!” Your mental progress could unite rival countries.
