Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

08

“If I don’t get a coat from Chanel’s winter collection I’m honestly going to kill myself.” Am I supposed to report this?

Nov

07

“He just posted on his Facebook wall ‘SFO’. What does that mean!? So…funny…obviously?” I think he’s going to San Francisco.

Nov

04

“Charlie told me that this year for daylight savings we have to set our clocks back 3 HOURS!” I swear to God this wasn’t me.

Nov

03

“I need to know now if we’re sunbathing this weekend so I can get rid of any peek-a-boo-pubes.” Yes, let’s not scare the children.

Nov

02

“Wanna know what he said to me? ‘You had me at hello.’ He’s so good at being romantic.” He’s so good at Netflixing Jerry Maguire.

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