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Bless you.
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You said “I’d fuck any guy that sings Sex On Fire.” http://tinyurl.com/yblceez. Boy do you owe me.
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I changed my wireless internet name to “JohnStamosCondo” in hopes that it might confuse & excite you. It did.
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I can hear u best from this spot. My family has described this image as “the lowest moment” in my life.
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In the first interaction outside our living quarters, did u really think I was a valet guy or was that your staunch witty humor?