Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

18

“Gylly ended things with Swifty!? I’m so gonna pay 1.29$ for the song that comes out of this.” Sounds more like a .99 song to me.

Jan

17

“I wonder if Martin Luther King ever had a wet dream? If so, I wanna hear about THAT one.” I totally question his priorities as well.

Jan

14

“Some nerdy space guy got it wrong, I’m NOT a Cancer now! Do I look like a loser who never goes out?” Hey, I walked my dog today!

Jan

12

“Last night was legendary, best sex ever!” I know! We orgasmed at the same time! Only difference is you had someone else with you.

Jan

11

“My therapist said I need a hobby. Maybe I should start like getting into Ebaying?” I’m not sure that’s what she was alluding to.

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