Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

13

“He only had beer! I mean, obviously I wanna get drunk, but I’m not gonna get fat while doing it.” So beer is what kept you sober?

Dec

10

“He’s marriage material, minus the birthmark on his neck that looks like a hamburger taking a shit.” Umm, the reason TO marry him.

Dec

09

“I typed 90210 into my navigation and it gave so many childhood feelings about Dylan.” Whenever I’m around fire I think of Kelly.

Dec

08

Glad to help. GAM: Are you the whistler? Me: Not that I’m aware of. GAM: We hear whistling at night. Me: I make tea? GAM: Ohhhhhh.

Dec

07

“He asked if my mom was ‘attractive’ basically to find out if I’ll be hot when I’m older! Why does every guy–” Well…is she?

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