Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

20

“I have a really important question: Is it possible to just lose like 4 pounds with the Lap-Band?” Why stray from anorexia?

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  1. Justin says:

    She is right…that is a REALLY important question!

  2. Jazmine says:

    Oh Those Girls….

  3. George says:

    That’s not fair. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions like that. She could be bulimic.

    • hufflepuffFIND says:

      No, he would know if she was bulimic. he would hear her wretching!

      • Jacky Faber: Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West says:

        This is very true. He hears EVERYTHING that goes on in that apartment. X.x

  4. Cheyenne says:

    Take her brain out. She obviously doesnt use it, and it just takes up space.

  5. Trippetta says:

    Why indeed? Anorexia is cheaper than the surgery…until you get uber-medical bills from malnutrition, but they probably wouldn’t know that.

  6. Liz P. says:

    Charlie, where do you disappear to all the time? Are you not home, or do the girls actually have days where they don’t say something stupid?

    • Mit says:

      Huh? He posts everyday except Saturday and Sunday. Apparently the girls are always smarter on the weekends, weird how that happens. Good for Charlie though that he can always take the weekends off!

      • hufflepuffFIND says:

        He didnt post friday either… just saying. im not complaining though! this one was extra funny!

  7. Anna says:

    My question is, why specifically four pounds? Why not three or five? This needs an answer…

  8. Alicia says:

    Charlie, how do you hear these girls so well? I’m not saying you make this blog up or anything like that, but do they shout or is there just a certain spot where you can here them really well?

  9. Emily says:

    They have to give up on anorexia, they can’t drink if they’re anorexic. If they have a Lap-Band they’ll be able to save money by drinking less and getting drunk faster! It’s actually probably the most intelligent thing they’ve ever come up with…however, I doubt they considered any of this. sigh…

  10. Alicia says:

    There’s going to be a lunar eclipse tonight at around 2:50. This hasn’t happened in 372 years. Oh, and a small meteor shower to go with it. Just thought I’d give you all a heads up.

  11. Mary says:

    It’s the holidays. It’s this year’s biggest Food Fest. It’s a challenge not to eat at all. Lap Bands could work (case-to-case basis).

  12. Shelly says:

    Charlie, I love how most of your followers are girls… It makes me laugh.

  13. sheila says:

    charlie,
    just want you to know u r now my favorite blogger and i follow u on twitter and read daily!!

  14. Liz says:

    I love reading your blog, I really do, but I object to eating disorder jokes. EDs are NOT funny, they’re diseases that many people, including myself, have spent years trying to overcome. It’s not about looks, it’s a way to deal with emotional stress and it’s miserable.

    • Meg says:

      I agree. I had to have emergency treatment for malnutrition and broke four bones because of having an ED, and it is really upsetting when people make ED jokes.

  15. allana says:

    im sorry im so dumb.. but what the heck is a lap-band?

    • Dolores Umbridge says:

      Sadly, this is the most important question in my life right now.

      But seriously, what is it?

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