Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

16

“If I got a dime for every sex dream a guy’s had of me, I’d have like 500 dollars and 75 cents.” Unfortunately dimes can’t make that number.

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  1. Gretchen says:

    does that mean someone had half a sex dream…?

  2. Lexi says:

    How much of that if from you, Charlie?

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    I think I owe her a couple pennies. She wasn’t very good in my dream.

  4. Hannah says:

    Hahahaaa I love thiss!

  5. Matt says:

    I guess one of those dreams was a nightmare…

    http://1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001

  6. Stephanie says:

    Maybe someone tipped her a nickle.

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  8. cami_b says:

    Perhaps one was a threesome so she only got half a dime.

  9. Alicia says:

    A lot of the stuff these girls say reminds me of my twin…Should I be worried?

  10. Lexi says:

    Hahaha oh, Charlie.

  11. Kelby says:

    It’s hard to believe anyone is this dumb.

    • Mit says:

      And thats why I call Shenanigans.

    • Maheen says:

      Oh believe there ARE people that dumb, a girl in my old High school was in class and the teacher was talking about America, and she was all “Isn’t America, like, the whole world?” and I used to work at a tutoring place, a girl could not find Canada when the teacher showed her a map, she was 16?17?

      • Savannah says:

        I am in high school. Trust me, there are people even dumber than this. I can name like, 6 people off the top of my head who don’t know who are President is.

  12. Jena says:

    bbwwahahaha. omg. and she either has been offered and or paid that amount therefor knowing her exact value!

  13. Jena says:

    and if any of those guys truly knew those girls or read your blog, they would demand a partial refund.

  14. Emily says:

    At least the guys can’t catch and STD by dreams.

  15. Quin says:

    So it was either half a sex dream or a sex dream about only half of her. Hmm…

  16. Creeper_ninja 0.o says:

    Charlie would never dream about her! Only of derek! Haha sorry Charlie

  17. Jenn says:

    Maybe she was making a point, after some guy told her about his 7 good dreams and one inadequate one

  18. ella says:

    okay, reading this we all know you’re very superior to the ladies…but can you really tell me you knew that right off the bat?

  19. Leels! says:

    LOL!! this is too good to be true! XD even still good entertainment!

  20. YouSirAreAnIdiot says:

    Someone didn’t drink enough noodles when they were a bathrobe!

  21. Carolyn says:

    Question: Will we ever get pictures? I wanna see these girls!

    • Annie says:

      i agree! we hear too much about them! i want to put a face to all this stupidity :P

      • Bertie says:

        That would definitely be a breach of privacy, so I highly doubt Charlie would do that. (I also hope that he wouldn’t!)

  22. Mike says:

    Dear Sir,
    Thank you for this, it’s most enjoyable.
    BTW, I got here through Liz. She’s pretty great.

  23. Elli says:

    That joke is priceless.

    Yeah, I went there.

  24. Jordan says:

    Thank soo much Charlie! I’ve been going through some bad times and I managed to get through it because of your posts.

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  26. Savannah says:

    I just want to say, I love you. These make my day because I know girls just as dim as the Girls Above You. I just find it hilarous that you’d make a website dedicated to them, and I applaud you for it.

  27. R2DOME says:

    You should tell them “This statement is false.”…their heads might explode…

  28. juliette says:

    i ddnt catch it until charlie pointed it out.. after reading the post and then rereading it.. im embarrassed.

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