Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“(singing) I love Zac Efron cause he’s so delicious, gone goldfishin’.” Thanks for getting this stuck in my head at the DMV.

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  1. Mandy says:

    Ha ha ha I’m literally crying, that’s hilarious. What was the tune?

    • Mit says:

      Uh, the Goldfish song? Duh! How can it be so hilarious that you’re crying if you don’t even understand the post?

      • Ilford says:

        Um… Because it´s a hilarious thing to say no matter what. I´ve never heard of the Goldfish Song (suspect it´s some american “funny” childrens song?) but I still lol-ed.

      • Mit says:

        The Goldfish song is for Goldfish crackers, its their jingle.

        “I love fishes cause they’re so delicious gone to go fishin. I could eat them everyday, and my mom says thats okay, gone to go fishin.”

  2. Say says:

    Pure hell! I am sorry for you my man. (Are these stories true?)

    • Mit says:


      • Caelaa says:

        Mit stop being such a downer. Go fail-troll somewhere else. These stories are hilarious. Mind you get your panties out of a twist?

      • Mit says:

        I just call it like I see it. No debbie downer here. While I find some of Charlie’s posts amusing, I must say that I do not take them seriously. Some of the things just are too out there, or it just doesn’t quiet fit together… You know? But its still good for a laugh every now and then.

  3. Aleksa says:

    LOL, you are a really funny guy. FYI, Zac Efron is just plain weird and BTW, yes, I am using acronyms to annoy you. TTYL.

  4. Bertie says:

    I think you should post a video or audio clip of this song. It sounds catchy!

  5. Matt says:

    I’m sure all the happy people at the DMV must have loved that!

  6. Anna says:

    Well, luckily for you Charlie, Zac is now single. You should call him up some time and serenade him. I bet he’d enjoy it.

  7. trendywendy says:

    sell that shit on itunes.

  8. Alicia says:

    Okay, so I had to post this for all the crazed Potter fans: If you have not yet read a fan fic called Naked Quidditch, please do so. It’s actually really funny and I’m not even a huge HP fan.

    • Gisele says:

      Usually I don’t read fan fics but I was avoiding studying, so I read this one. That was freaking hilarious and completely random. I loved it!

  9. Melissa says:

    I love it! To annoy my students, I sing “Turn the Bieb around, talking ’bout what’s awesome” to the tune of that Megan Mullally butter commercial.

  10. Alicia says:

    Gisele, that was actually the first and only fan fic I ever read and I have to say it had me laughing. Did you read all ten chapters?

    • Gisele says:

      Yeah, I read all ten chapters. I started reading one other fan fic a long time ago but it was pretty terrible, so this is technically my first and only one. It was so good!

  11. Lock says:

    I remember the Goldfish commercials, haha.
    Ouch, Charlie. You had that tune stuck in your head…
    I wouldn’t mind eating a few myself actually… talk about subliminal advertising.

  12. Leila says:

    I always thought the end was “gonna go fishin’.”

  13. David says:

    …and then you bite their heads off! Goootta go fiiishin! Goootta go fiiishin!

  14. Sara says:

    Shouldn’t it be something more along the lines of “gone gold digging?”

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  16. wisey says:

    for next time –

  17. Arroyo Grande, California says:

    My sister went to high school with Zac and I was at their graduation. Trust me, dear dilutional girls, he’s not that great. He used to come over to my house when he was a sophomore/junior. You should see his fourth grade picture, haha.

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