Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I saw my gyno at dinner with this really hot girl! Why am I jealous!?” Cause you realized you aren’t the only vagina in his life.

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  1. Robert says:

    And maybe not the hottest?

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    I saw my therapist at dinner once…she didn’t recognize me without tears running down my face.

    • Gennie says:

      So perhaps the GAM’s ‘gyno’ didn’t recognize her? Which begs the question…What should she have done to gain his attention?

    • brenda says:

      bahahhahaha I LOVE you and your site sooo much. . . after falling in the mud and spilling coffee all over my shirt and $200 textbook your post made me laugh so much!!! thank you!

  3. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    haha, i went on a date with my gyno once…..oddest date everrrrr

  4. Justin says:

    Aahhh….I love Mondays. Cause I know my daily fix of GAM will be back.

  5. Emily says:

    I think I’d be creeped out if my gyno recognized me…

  6. Tina says:

    Sorry, but uh… what’s a gyno?

  7. CJ says:

    I really only have two things to say to that.

    1. Word.
    2. Win.

  8. Grace says:

    Tina- I thought the same thing. Don’t listen to Sarah ;) Dear Charlie- it was another bloody Monday but you made me laugh anyway. Thank you :)

  9. robot says:

    You lost me at gyno…fighting the urge to drop trou.

  10. Tina says:

    Well, I just forgot what I was about to type, because I wanted to abbreviate “Girls Above You” and then I realized it spells GAY.

  11. Meredith says:

    @Draco nice catch on the bloody monday!

  12. Mike says:

    haha sarah

  13. Killer. says:

    Firstly, I absolutely love your posts, Charlie!! Secondly, if my gyno DID recognize me, I would wonder why he’s spending so much time looking @ my face && not my vaj! Lol.

    • vampiresquirrel says:

      HEAVEN FORBID we have medical professionals that view us as human beings and not a sum of our body parts!!

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