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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
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The family question: who will Charlie bring to his sister’s wedding? My response, “Can I bring both GAM or do I have to pick one?”

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  1. Arielle says:

    You can bring me!

  2. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    and now hordes of women will throw themselves at you. good luck charlie!

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    I’m sure they are just what my mom always wanted for her son.

  4. Ali says:

    “omgg pick me pick me!!!! haha im just kidding,,,unless you will…o.O” -every girl that will post from now on. lol and yes, you should bring both of the girls above you :)

  5. Caulene says:

    It would seem like funny and grad idea now…. but I bet you that you will grow to regret it VERY quickly. Thus turning the wedding into the longest night of your life.

  6. Gail says:

    I think you should put them through a series of tests…or you could just flip for it.

  7. robot says:

    Haha that’s one way to get attention from your family on your sister’s wedding day. Take me – just found out last night that the other guy I was crushing on is dating my friend (she was even trying to set us up). Or take the one that didn’t date Chad. Hope you have a wonderful weekend with the family.

  8. Lauren says:

    Considering you can’t bring me due to all my homework and classes, you should bring both of them. It’s almost like Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. :)

  9. Jena says:

    I have to agree with Gail, test them or flip them…ROFL

  10. Justin says:

    They don’t come as a pair?

  11. 7UP says:

    Not to be rude, but you believe you have any chance of getting them to go meet the family of the weird guy below them (who is not even Chuck Bass), because…?

    They do not know how famous you are all over the world.

    • Britt says:

      you know 7UP, i quite enjoy your user name because 7 up is an epic game…especially when you cheat and win.
      BUT! you’re ruining the fun my dear :) he’s clearly joking, and even if he wasn’t, i’m sure the girls would be happy to go with him for, especially for the alcohol.

      • Wenderbread says:

        o.O Are they not perfectly capable to get alcohol on their own? Seems to me they know exactly how to get some for themselves, if I’ve been reading this blog correctly. xD

        But I agree with the 7UP statement. Save for the cheating part. I was always too paranoid I’d get caught. xD

      • Britt says:

        hmm, good point, but if he casually mentioned that it was an open bar… ;)
        & ohh, true. but i noticed that it was only the times that i wasn’t cheating that someone would shout “BRITTANY’S CHEATING!” twas quite upsetting.

  12. Arielle (A different one) says:

    Hire two escorts to pose as G.A.M. ;)

  13. Anonymous says:

    DO IT!

    think of how many stories you’ll have to tell!

  14. Marie says:

    Haha wedding entertainment for sure. Cancel the wedding singer.

    • Cassandra says:

      … I thought they were the wedding singers after they got drunk. Too bad I don’t live in the area. Otherwise I would crash every wedding until I find them singing.

  15. Brittany says:

    so wait, do these broads know you have a website dedicated to them? and won’t it become much less funny to mock them if you get close to them.

    I vote: BOO!

  16. Maddie says:

    Is there going to be karaoke?

  17. Mr Adam says:

    I see that most of the girls are posting…

    I want to go
    -from a guy

  18. Kate says:

    I think it depends. If your family is anything like mine, it would become a game of getting them drunk and setting them loose on unsuspecting guests.

  19. Maya says:

    LOL, I say take both-that would be hilarious (not to mention an epic wedding) or if that’s not possible-bring your sister’s wedding to them! Although I’m not sure if she’ll hate you for that or love you for it…. Here’s to siblings sharing the same sense of humor!

  20. Roxy says:

    Well, you could go up to them and tell them that you don’t know who else to bring so you decided to ask them. Then add in free drinks and tell them its a new experience in life!

  21. Ilona says:

    I can’t believe nobody even congratulates you on your sisters wedding! ..Congrats! I would love to have a wedding in the family again;)

  22. Sarah says:

    Mazel tov.

  23. flare says:

    Congratulations to ur sis on the wedding

  24. Sophia says:

    not a good idea. someone is probably gone spill about dgam at the wedding..although amusing complications will ensue

  25. Nan says:

    Take both~

  26. RaZoR says:

    take the one who almost “vomed”. The other one after all, has asparagus pee. Simple.

    • Grace says:

      You get points for two dgam references. I think you comment wins for that :)
      btw Charlie- If you are as funny in person as online, your sister’s wedding will be a blast.

  27. maggie aka:raine says:

    Congradulations to your sister and her wedding Charlie! Hmmm, I think you would have a better time picking someone up off the subway at random to take. Haha! <3

  28. Caitlin says:

    If you bring both of them I will make you chicken marsala.

  29. Emmaaa! says:

    Whats GAM?

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