Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Tiger’s ex so won, she’s rich as hell AND doesn’t have to watch golf anymore.” That was actually a stipulation in the prenup.

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  1. Aisha says:

    Am I first?

  2. Cara says:

    I always hope you’ve posted something every time I log in to Twitter, it always brightens up my day :) Thank you so much for the laughs

  3. Robin says:

    I suppose golf would get a bit dull to watch after the first… um… 15 seconds or so. :D

    Charlie, just so you know, you’re one of my favorite people ever!!

  4. Shakira says:

    How have these girls managed to survive this long in life?

  5. Ryan H says:

    Charlie, maybe you should go out with the girls one night. I’m dying to know if they behave like this OUTSIDE of the apartment. Just an idea!

  6. Maddie says:

    The sad thing is, they probably just saw into their future…
    It’s always those girls who get all of they dough. :/

  7. SuperKatie says:

    At least they’re up on their current events…

  8. Maggie says:

    They’re probably one of tigers mistresses…

  9. Abbeh says:

    Wow, never thought I’d see the day where the girls actually made me think ‘AHH! That’s so true!’…
    I’m just gonna hang my head in shame here for a while..

    • Emily says:

      I’m glad you said it first…honestly, golf bores me.

      I’m still ashamed I slightly agree with them. D:



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