Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Oh my G-string, has anyone named their baby Chardonnay yet?!” I think you could be the first alcoholic to claim it!

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  1. Amanda says:

    My middle name is actually Chardonney.

  2. Wooz says:

    Ew, how old are these girls by now? Seems like they might be a bit old to be wearing a g-string!

  3. Tara says:

    That name is basically giving your daughter permission to have daddy issues and be a stripper. :( I bet people ask someone who is named that about that sort of thing all the time. Lol poor people.

  4. Victoria Payne says:

    I think it’s a pretty name but not in that sense. I like the way Amanda’s parents spelled it, Chardonney. But I don’t have a problem with wine. Lulz.

  5. Val3ntinus says:

    Nope, got a Chardonnay in my class.

  6. U.N.Owen says:

    Hate to point out the obvious, but when people say “Oh my G-string” instead of “Oh my God!”, that explains many things.

  7. Librolover says:

    It is kinda a cool name..

  8. Alexandra says:

    Perhaps they should opt for Riesling, since Chardonnay’s taken. Or Viognier. Pinot, if it’s a boy.

  9. marizzle says:

    charlie, Y U NO UPDATE?

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  11. Davide says:

    don’t know but someone already named Chanel a daughter.. maybe 05 is the second name.

  12. Oranges says:

    Are you running out of material, Charlie?



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