Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I can’t believe I used to think cookies came from a cookie tree!” Your mental progress could unite rival countries.

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  1. john says:


  2. Sydney says:

    …Wait, they don’t? Everything I thought I knew was a lie!

  3. Em says:

    Damned Keebler elves. I blame them for this horrible propaganda!

  4. Jillian says:


  5. Dan says:

    The oreo seed I planted won’t grow? Very sad, very sad.

  6. Annick Sparkles says:

    Hey come check out my blog it’s very bloggy and it tries to be funny and it’s not but we laugh anyways to make it feel better about itself.

  7. lita says:

    Welcome back, Charlie!!!

  8. wiener cousin says:

    dear charlie,

    this may sound crazy but me and you are connected in a strange way. you see, your girlfriend has a cousin that goes to my college villanova, and i banged her. so therefore me and you are wiener cousins, who share a special bond between our penises

    your dearest cousin

  9. U.N.Owen says:

    How did she find out?!!



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