Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Don’t rocks originally come from dinosaur poo?” Yes, but now Dwayne Johnson makes them.

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  1. shan says:

    hmmm fossils vs rocks :)

  2. Mariana says:

    I just love them!

  3. CNRaven says:

    Actually unless fossils are geologically recent they usually contain no original material.

  4. Maddy says:

    how are these people still alive

  5. U.N.Owen says:

    Yeah. Because the girls could totally decipher the connection between Dwayne Johnson and rocks.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Yes, and so does the Grand Canyon…

  7. rockgirlll says:

    Using this quote for our Geology club ’12 T-shirts. Thanks for living under ridiculous people!

  8. Chuck Norris says:

    Im begining to think these girls have brains you havent been posting alot….

  9. SomeRandomPerson says:

    I just read up on your whole archives today. I’m actually kind of torn on whether I really want to believe that people can REALLY be that stupid, but I’ve run into people like that before, so… Yeah.

    Anyhow, here’s to you surviving living with those girls a floor above you!

  10. kellita says:

    I don’t know why, but I can totally picture them singing “Call Me Maybe”.
    I’ve associated this song to stupid people.



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