Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“We deserve Academy Awards for pretending Valentine’s Day never happened!” Or for when you cried because it was Valentine’s Day.

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  1. TADspace says:

    You should leave chocolate on their doorstep. Be nice!

  2. Booklover says:

    I felt like doing that! valentines day is NO fun when you are single

  3. Mariana says:

    Poor girls maybe you can celebrate it all together…

  4. Nai says:

    Oh no, is you telling me that they didn’t has sex on Valentines day? THE HORROR!

  5. Lena says:

    What, did they get dumped recently???? Personally, I think it was because of their singing. :O

  6. Sadie says:

    Our maybe their boyfriends found this site…

  7. Santiago says:

    I thoroughly enjoy this website. Just thought I’d compliment

  8. U.N.Owen says:

    Well come on people. And Charlie, they are right. Given what stuff they have put you(and us) to, it was quite gallant of them. Atleast give them some credit.

  9. Knixifur says:

    Didn’t they ask for an award? Give them an award! Dang it…

    • Lena says:

      I actually think Charlie should have an award at the end of each year for the dumbest thing they’ve done. :P

      • Booklover says:

        The annual GAM awards! And the categories art :Best sexy version of a song, Smartest thing said, dumbest thing said, Best reaction to a gift left at the door, Best gift left at the door (I nominate Charlie) Most sex partners, And weirdest sex partner.

  10. Em says:

    Charlie, seriously. Make them a mixed tape. Preferrably one that includes their marathon Whitney singing session. Wrap it in Ryan Gosling paper and duct tape it to their door. Might solve lots of problems in one fell swoop.

  11. Lanlanlou says:

    I hope planned parent hood keeps their funding otherwise you will soon hear the pitter patter of little feet on your ceiling

  12. Me says:

    Give them chocolate

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