Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“My throat hurts, but Whitney would want us to sing on…AND I WILL ALWAYS–” When I die, everyone will know my cause of death.

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  1. Sidnie Lynne says:

    Anyone other then Dolly and Whitney should not be singing that song….

  2. Scarlette says:

    I’m so sorry Charlie… Please try and hang on for a few more days :P

  3. Sarah says:

    Just hold that pose from your picture til they forget about this. Shouldn’t take long.

  4. Cait says:

    I think Jennifer Hudson did a wonderful job singing the song last night. Charlie you poor soul having to listen to them sing. Our prayers are with you in during this horrible time.:-P

  5. Booklover says:

    do this Charlie!….with rap music maybe :)

  6. Santiago says:

    Decide to learn a musical instrument such as the guitar, plug the guitar into an amp, turn the amp on as loud as it goes and point it upwards. Refuse to play the guitar any other way

  7. NotRelatedtoMosesHightower says:


  8. U.N.Owen says:

    To summarise the GAM’s effort’s in a nutshell:

    A++ for intention
    F– for execution.

  9. Lena says:

    The difference is…
    Whitney will be missed.
    THEY will NOT.

  10. Pottergirl94 says:

    Should we be prepared for a double homicide in LA?

  11. Mojo Jojo says:

    CSI:LA pilot: Affluent blogger and boyfriend of famous actress found dead in his apartment, bleeding from the ears. Neighbours are clueless. YEEEAAAAAHHHH!

  12. lita says:

    But Charlie, I guess they can sing better than me. Coz I’m the worst singer ever….hahaha. If I sing, I can make people’s ears bleed

  13. Victoria says:

    if everyone else who is singing that song sounds atrocious i can only imagine what they sound like…DONT DIE ON US CHARLIE!!!

  14. Booklover says:

    If you die charlie, we will kill you! :)

  15. JillH says:

    happy (maybe) 500th letter to the girls above you!

  16. Sadie says:

    Is it 500 already? Yay!

  17. Courtgurl864 says:

    this website honestly made my day at work :D lol

  18. dads blog says:

    dads blog…

    2012-02-13 « Dear Girls Above Me…

  19. Chupp22 says:

    But how does any of that prove that you died from a robot unicorn attack?



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