Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

10

“Dear Eva Mendes, please die so I can be with Ryan Gosling on Valentines Day.” Hey, only I’m allowed to write rhetorical letters.

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  1. booklover says:

    I just looked at some of the Facebook comments-so mean! I much prefer the actual site. And I would hate being or dating a famous person-cameras everywhere!
    Also-first!

    • Booklover says:

      Charlie-do you like being famous? Do you think you are famous? do people stop you on the street yet? :)

  2. Lizzzzzz says:

    I wonder if they read people… cause if they do, i hope they dont recognize you! your on page 26 of this week’s People… as a star’s “Regular Joe” boyfriend

  3. Santiago says:

    If they ever find out about this or your popularity, what will happen to the site?

    • Booklover says:

      it would go like this
      omigowd! thats a pic. of that homless guy!
      ohmigowd! google!
      ohmigowd we’re FAMOUS!

  4. Lena says:

    IS it a rhetorical question for them??? Hmmmm….

  5. Santiago says:

    Shave your immaculate beard and try and convince them that you’ve never met them before, see if they can tell if its you

  6. Sammmmmm says:

    Charlie, I have a question for you!

    Are they equally to blame for these letters? Or is it more one-sided??? So curious!

  7. Nai says:

    Ohhhhhhh they’re stealing your job!

  8. U.N.Owen says:

    I just tried to picture Eva with hands on her ears and eyes pointed upwards. It didn’t crack me up. On the other hand, I tried to picture her with a beard. Slightly amusing.

  9. Gillian says:

    I love these. Reading through your website on a cold wet day in Ireland cheered me right up! I’m not certain how you’ve managed to keep your sanity this long, but, keep up the good work!

  10. Sadie says:

    Charlie! Hurry up and wright the DGAM book! Us fans really want to read it!

  11. Michelle says:

    Charlie! I just read you’re dating Rooney Mara!!! Since when?!

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