Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I don’t care how big his cock is, Claire, he still uses Myspace!” But an average size penis on Facebook is okay, right? Phew.

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  1. Cassidy says:

    Is Myspace even still up? People still have those?

  2. Ashlea says:

    Myspace is for the hipsters of the internet see —>

  3. ChelsLynn says:

    Oh… my…

  4. Maria says:

    haha, i love you charlie!xD

  5. Lena says:

    Hey, at least she didn’t bring up the whole uncircumsized thing. And besides, I guess caring about myself is less shallow and caring about the size of his manhood.

  6. madamberkins says:

    This girl needs to get her priorities straight.

  7. Rebi says:

    What, so the giant ones get a Google+? I didn’t know social network sites equaled penis size…

    And wow, she rejected sex! Must have been a good hypnotist…XD

  8. Annie says:

    Charlie I’m watching What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and ur mom is seriously hot.Just sayin

  9. Alex says:

    It’s alright, Charlie. You still stand a chance. ;)

  10. Marley says:

    gotta admit this is one of my favorites. It is sad to think that I have a myspace still… Haven’t been on it in years… but this made me check.. and yep it’s still up and kicking.

  11. Alex says:

    Hey, at least she has *some* standards.

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