Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

19

“Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more Facebook friends is because you accept everyone.” Subtext: You’re a whore.

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  1. Becca says:

    First!

  2. pottergirl94 says:

    omg that facebook whore

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    I looked them up on Facebook. I have two mutual friends with both of them… uh oh.

    • Leila says:

      Oh no Charlie!!! Let’s hope their “condition” isn’t contagious……

    • Robert says:

      That’s funnily scary. I kinda wanna see their facebooks…O.O

    • shelbycat says:

      Well, Charlie, according to facebook you and I have 5 mutual interests. I really don’t know why it’s relevant.

      • Gina says:

        because if you have mutual friends, more stuff comes up in the sidebars and they can find this blog that way

  4. restlessgem says:

    Yay 1st!!! Does anybody even care how many FB friends someone else has??? Oh also 1st time commenter…

    • Lizzie says:

      Actually 2 kids (One was a girl, one was boy), actually they were teenagers like them but they act like it, were argueing over who had more friends…. I was sitting across from them so I heard EVERYTHING

  5. restlessgem says:

    My bad…*Smh*

  6. Nancy says:

    hahaha I like this! I’m going to use this now!

  7. Katoka says:

    Ooh, burn! Charlie, you should add them! I can see it nnow, “Claaaaire! You evven added that homeless guy with the beard?!” “You did too, Cathy!!” “…Oh!”

    • Robert says:

      I kinda want that to happen, but then they might find this site and we’d know once and for all if theyre stupid enough to not recognize themselves.

  8. angel says:

    hahaha. are they fighting again?

  9. AisforRandom.blogspot.com says:

    she’s like visa!

  10. KimeeFace says:

    Gasp! What a whore! Accepting more friends than Cathy! She oughta feel ashamed for being such a facebook skank.

  11. MediaGrump says:

    Poor Charlie, everyone but him. Ha!

  12. Rosi says:

    Charlie I dare you to friend Claire, and maybe Cathy.

  13. Macy says:

    Subliminal messaging FTW!
    I basically add everyone as well, guess that makes me a skank. Oh well…. Haha.

  14. U.N.Owen says:

    Well, well, well. Looks like Claire is at the receiving end for more than one reason (evil grinning follows).

  15. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    The end is coming. If they friend you. I almost hope they will, but then again this website is awesome.

  16. Luna Lovegood says:

    I wonder what would happen if you friend Claire or Cathy. Maybe they’d be like “The man with the beard friended me.

  17. Jillian says:

    If you friended them, you could even show us the stupid stuff they post as their statuses (stati?)

  18. Blackbird7445 says:

    I am NOT a whore…..ooohh….you meant…Nevermind X3

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  22. Allora says:

    No! We don’t want him to use his own facebook, then they’ll find the blog and that will be the end of all our amusement. What Charlie really needs to do is create a fake facebook to friend them with, that way we get more dirt (and ridiculous comments) without the risk! :)

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