Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

18

“J.Lo and Marc Anthony call it splitsville!? What hope do the rest of us have!?” The exact same as when they were together.

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  1. Jess says:

    First? Really?!?! YAY!!

    • Jess says:

      Oh, and how ridiculous that they think their chances of success in a relationship are affected by a celebrity’s breakup.

  2. xsibleyx03 says:

    Who even keeps up with celeb relationships?

  3. sissygirl12 says:

    you know i would have expected them say that now they have a chance with marc anthony. next time you change the name on your internet thats who it should be

  4. Diana says:

    Why don’t you post on weekends?

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I just like to take “the weekends off”, also it’s the time when I write down a bunch of stuff they say.

  5. elliot says:

    aren’t these girls notoriously promiscuous? they should be worries about other things

  6. KimeeFace says:

    I doubt that either of these girls have a chance at a lasting relationship anyways. JLo and Marc Anthony’s relationship failure has nothing to do with that.

  7. Lonely Girl says:

    Wait…Splitsville? Who the heck calls it splitsville?

  8. Kat says:

    … They were married?

  9. Katoka says:

    Who’s Marc Anthony? Who’s J. Lo? Why am I so out of the loop?

  10. David says:

    i don’t understand… can someone explain?

  11. Macey says:

    J Lo is a a singer/actress. Shes from the Bronx in NY. She started her career as a back-up dancer for prince. But I digress. :)

    • xsibleyx03 says:

      Actually I believe it was as a fly girl for the show in living color *in a side note jim carrey and they wayans brothers also were on the show*

  12. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Oh please. Celebrity relationships never last! How can these girls possible put their fate in the hands of a skeleton and a woman whose ass had a spot on the 100 Hottest Celebs list?! The longest celeb relationships I’ve seen are Ozzy/Sharon and David Bowie/Iman. The one I’m really getting sick of hearing about is Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart. Just break up for good and move on already!!! He’s ugly and she has no facial expression, so who cares anyway??

  13. Jerry says:

    they didnt say anything about the women’s world cup?

    • Liz says:

      they probably didn’t know about it, as i definitely hadn’t heard about it until i saw all the facebook statuses.

      • James says:

        I’ll admit, I only found out about the women’s world cup when BBC3 had to put back the Family Guy special because of it.

  14. Luna Lovegood says:

    YAAAAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH CHARLIE! YOU DA BEST

  15. Quin says:

    Hmm, that makes me wonder about the psychological effects of constantly hearing about celebs breaking up or divorcing, and whether it would actually influence some peoples’ decisions to separate.

    • Rosi says:

      You just hurt my brain…Charlie, I think you should subscribe the GAM to really awful magazines or stuff like Psychology Today just to mess with them. You can actually have magazines sent somewhere else, my relatives used to have magazines delivered to me, so you should do it with the GAM they will be so confused.

  16. Shelly says:

    The sad thing is I had a roommate who said the same thing when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. :(

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