Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I would get an electric car to save the environment, but I don’t wanna keep buying batteries.” You can buy double A’s in bulk.
26
“Do they actually go underwater to decide if the gays can get married?” Supreme Court, not Submarine Court.
22
“Wait what?! Drake murdered poor Amanda Bynes?!” You should work for TMZ.
22
“You idiot, the reason it doesn’t snow in LA is because of the ocean!” It finally happened. You now know less than Snooki.
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