Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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(screaming) “J. Lo, if you’re out there, what eyeliner do you use!?” It’s times like these I wish I had a sassy Latina accent.
29
“He’s going on a family vacation to Amazon? To like the headquarters or something?” More likely than that measly rainforest.
28
“What should I Google if I wanna figure out how to invent diet coke without any bubblies?” Maybe try “there’s no hope for me”?
27
“Nancy Grace’s areola is so much bigger than mine! That’s never how I imagined it.” This is something you think about day-to-day?
26
“Oh my God, the power just went out! THE POWER JUST WENT OUT! Turn on the lights, I can’t see!” You’re way funnier in the dark.
