Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
20
Your aunt invented the “caesar salad sandwich” but not the salad? Is that even possible? So it’s a genetic thing.
19
Got your note. I can see how “all the spots look the same when you’re drunk.” No worries, thanks for all your info!
15
Your boss has “no idea u ditched work cause you’re still a little drunky” Not if he follows me on Twitter.
14
It’s called Pepto Bismol and is available at any drugstore.
13
Just because a guy looked at you funny on the street, doesn’t mean you’re living in The Truman Show.
