Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

19

“Why are people so upset about a Jonas brother being on the cover of Rolling Stone?” Because their last album bombed.

Jul

15

ā€œIā€™m so jittery from this 5-Hour Energy drink! How long is this thing supposed to last?!ā€ 300 minutes.

Jun

16

“Mom, how are you not hearing me?! I forgot to send dad flowers because THERE’S A NEW KARDASHIAN!” Happy Father’s Day, Kanye.

Jun

03

“Right before he did it he said ‘I don’t mind getting throat cancer’ and it was the hottest thing ever!” Cancer is the new dirty talk.

May

27

“I’m all for celebrating those who serve but remember how awful that one waiter was at Cheesecake Factory?” Happy Memorial Day.

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